Subject: hi-tech haikus
From: [email-masked] (Damon A. Koronakos)
Date: Thu, 31 Jul 97 7:20:01 EDT
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny.reruns

Brian Roberts and I wrote these in a moment (hour?)  of boredom.

one with nintendo
halcyon symbiosis
hand thinks for itself

cold matsushita
their technology stronger
enslaves our people

midori ito
girl finds glory, is broken
they can rebuild her

honda seatcovers
winter warm and summer cool
little lambs no more

the sand remembers
once there was beach and sunshine
but chip is warm too

oh no godzilla
guns and planes cannot stop him
tokyo is ablaze

samurai fighter
keyboard and mouse are his sword
digital battles

DAT arrives
frequency notch treachery
people are not fooled

young Sony worker
innocent hands build Walkman
tears run down faces

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